chlorodream:

lady-of-redemption:

He did it. He actually managed to describe how it feels to live with depression and suicidal tendencies.

this is really, really important

Absolutely pissed off right now. Feel shit

ITS MY BIRTHDAY YEY

I’m having one of those days where I just want someone to hug me.

More desperate housewives it is…

teacherbach:

sociallychallengednerd:

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

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maxofs2d:

Thanks to my high school biology textbook I now know that turtdogs are not a thing.

maxofs2d:

Thanks to my high school biology textbook I now know that turtdogs are not a thing.

evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

kmoleary:

permanentprocrastination:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

alltimetrotta:

SO THERES THESE TWO GAY GUYS IN MY ALGEBRA CLASS AND THEY SIT KINDA ACROSS THE ROOM FROM EACH OTHER BUT CLOSE ENOUGH SO THEY CAN TALK AND MY TEACHER WAS EXPLAINING SOMETHING AND SHE SAID “so Connor, you’d be on top for this equation so you’re two.” AND HE JUST BLANKLY NODS AND THEN SHE SAID “and Kyle, you’d be on bottom.” AND THEN CONNORS HEAD SLOWLY TURNS TO KYLE AND HE JUST FUCKING WINKS AT HIM AND I SCREAMED “I SHIP IT”

sharkchunks:

givemeinternet:

Bluest Fish I’ve Ever Seen

It seems aware of its blueness and unable to process it.

sharkchunks:

givemeinternet:

Bluest Fish I’ve Ever Seen

It seems aware of its blueness and unable to process it.